Atom Matter, Eddie Turbo and Jon Wesley are our djs, some names have been changed to protect the innocent.
Jon Wesley / jwdj was born to drink beer. It was force-fed to him daily by his uncle (who by the way has a better record collection than any of you fools) and when it was gone he would scream until he got some more. This picture clearly illustrates his love for beer, and yes he used to drink some nasty-ass Coors back in the seventies when that shit was like gold. Somehow he ended up liking music with the same sort of addictive personality disorder. He became a dj as soon as he found out that he could dj and drink beer at the same time, and even better, all of the places have it and sometimes he even gets it for free.
Atom Matter
Mild mannered pornstar fluffer by day, sleazy perverted pornstar fluffer by night. Just look deep in those dastardly eyes and you’ll see it. He likes to play records at parties, but mainly cruises the Boulevard on the hunt for slothenly mugwumps who throw their stink stick butts on the ground. The only party that pulls him away from both this dilligent patrol duty AND his true passion of pornstar fluffing is ThreethaHardWay. When Atom Matter catches a whiff of that third Friday creepin’ on up around that corner and starts kickin’ round newer, deadlier ways to pack a record crate, why he jus’ ’bout plumb proliferates his plantaloons.
Eddie Turbo is the editor of RE:UP Magazine. He’s also known as “Frik” and is starring in a full feature film entitled Dub Traffik Control. Here’s young Eddie Toehead leaning on a gutta in Dayton, Ohio.
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